FRO WATCH 2001
Watch the Fro Grow!!!
It's a new year, and Fro Watch is far from over. In the coming year, you can expect Fro Watch 2001 to be packed with exciting news as the fro grows from foofy to down right cool.
Fro-Watch 2001 details William's step-by-step triumph over what's known as the"growing stage" as he challenges Melz length of luvlee locks. Any man who can conquer the dreaded growing stage is worthy of a head of luvlee hair and all the chicks that come with it. Soon, William will be able to join the ranks of proud men at LonghairedMen.com We wish him luck!
What Women Say || The Fro-tographs || Chia Fro (coming soon!)
What women are saying about the Fro:
"I LOVE the Fro! Go FRO!!" -- Sequoia Parrish, the first known Fro-Fan
"Ummm... it's not my thing, but... it looks good on you!" -- Random woman at Gecko's in Huntington Beach
"It's sexy and cute in a very erotic Einstein way! I dig it!" -- Chrissy Fisher, personal trainer, quoted at an annual Porn convention.
"hahhahhahahhahahaaaa!!!" -- Mel, Raven Mad
IT'S FRO-TABULUS! IT'S FRO-TASTIC! IT'S SUPER-FRO-NATURAL! -- "supersparkle," via the Internet
"I think I would love to run my fingers through it when I'm having an
orgasm... *giggle*" -- anonymous
Women: Let Fro Boy know what you think! E-mail froboy@raven-mad.com The best quotes will appear in Fro Watch 2000!
For your convenience, we've presented the most recent pictures first.
The author of this website is just waiting for Dustin to either complain loudly or grow his hair back after his many appearances in contrast to the growing fro of William on Fro Watch. Still, note how William's hair now sits like a mushroom on his head in this picture taken at Raven Mad's June 23rd show at Live Bait.
After many many beers, Fro Boy is drunk, vulnerable, and open to exploitation. An Anonymous Fro fan seizes this opportunity to egage in fro-nication.
An anonymous Fro fan experiences a "Fro-gasm" at a recent Wrathchild show in Huntington Beach.
Defying the laws of physics, breaking the laws of gravity, the Fro continues to fly proudly as the year 2000 comes to a close. This picture was taken at TC's in Huntington Beach at MOSHING.com's party on 12/16/2000. At this show, Fro Boy also received a CHIA HEAD, a planter which grows its very own fro of chia. He was, of course, excessively delighted with his gift and vowed to share pictures of the Chia Head with adoring Fro fans around the world. Look for Chia growth as well as Fro growth as Fro Watch continues into 2001!!
The Fro really comes alive when Raven Mad plays live. The subdued picture below does not reveal the glory of the Fro that only a live Raven Mad show can bring to life! This picture was snapped on a full moon, Friday the 13th of October show at Benny's in Huntington Beach. To clear up any confusion between Raven Mad's two Jackson-weilders, the photo above has been annotated for your convenience.
We never thought it'd happen... the Fro has fallen! It's fight for growing upward has ended as gravity has won this battle. Fro Boy can actually tie it in a pony tail now (bet you can't tell its in a pony tail??), giving him a George Washington kind of look. This photo was snapped during a recent recording session for Madness Reigns.
Of course, as one man's struggle for hair as long as Mel's ends, another begins. Dustin's dark locks have been chopped off -- can he grow it back? Will he grow it back? Only the newly bald Mr. Swad can answer that, and he's not talking!
The Fro is Out of Control! This picture was taken at Que's Riverbottom on June 17, 2000. The Hair Club for Men uses him as their mascot these dayze.
Hot n sexy, Fro Boy poses in the studio after a good night's rehearsal. This amazing hair style has the astounding super power of expanding after a good jam. This picture, snapped in very late May 2000, shows a fro that is half a year old and growing strong!
FROETRY IN MOTION: As you can see from this picture taken at the Galaxy Theatre on 4/21/00, when we opened for WASP, the Fro is large enough to create really kewl motion blur effects when we snapped this picture. William contemplates keeping the fro and forgetting about letting his hair grow long because "the chicks dig it".
FRO BRO's: William and our good friend Chris Silva made the pact to grow their hair long, and as you can see,both of them are sporting considerable Fro's. Chris has a bigger challenge ahead of him when it comes to sporting a Fro, as his hair is more tightly curled than William's, giving him more of a Jackson 5 kind of look. This picture was taken at TC's on 3/25/00, when Raven Mad played a rather smokey set.
Good luck to both Fro Boys!
Here is a picture of Fro-Boy back to back with Mel at the TC's show on March 25, 2000. As you can see, the Fro has obtained considerable length and is almost to the stage where it begins to fall.
Look out, Ronald McDonald! This photo was taken at DJ's Saloon on February 18, 2000.
William is on stage at the Galaxy Theatre during our opening slot for Anthrax (February 3, 2000). As you can see, the Fro has gained enough length to produce considerable wind when thrashing about. I'm loathe to mention that the Fro isn't the only part of William capable of producing considerable wind...
Here's where the Fro's manifestation became apparent, at Hogue Barmichaels on January 7, 2000. We are still unsure who defaced this picture.
For a point of reference, here is Fro Boy circa Fall 1998. Not even a full inch of hair stands on the top of his head. In fact, he had longer hair in this picture:
Keep checking back for more updates!
What Women Say || The Fro-tographs || Chia Fro (coming soon!)
June 28, 2001