And I Liked It (The Horsey Song)

Words: Sisneros, Rustrum
Music: Rustrum, Sisneros, Verastegui

VERSE I

Got a job in the circus
Juggling my balls
On a daily basis
One day I took a fall
Slammed in the rear end
Of an equine friend.
It was kinda tasty
Although it did offend.

But me, I kinda liked it!

VERSE II

Went to the rodeo
Jinglin’ my spurs.
Singin’ like Gene Autry
Howlin’ out a verse
I was chewin’ on some hay.
I was smellin’ kinda ripe.
Slipped on some crap.
And fell into the tail pipe.

Wooooowwwweeeee, and I liked it!

CHORUS

Shit all over my face.
Shit stuffed in my ear
Was feelin’ kinda queer.
Shit crammed in my teeth
It tasted kinda sweet
When I get home
My momma will know.
I fell into a horse’s ass.

And I liked it!!

VERSE III

Prancing through the ranch
On a fast hoofed stallion
The wind in ma hair
Drinkin’ whiskey by the gallon.
Been ridin’ for weeks.
And when I looked up
My heads between horse cheeks!

Man, and I actually liked it!!

CHORUS

And I really, really, I really liked it!!!!

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